PRESS START

May 17, 2008

READY? FIGHT.

Today is The Gayest Party Ever.

Things are about to heat up.

See you dudes soon.

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The Malon to my Gurin…

May 16, 2008


Save it for the rematch…

May 8, 2008


The Good Old Days.

May 6, 2008


Justice – “Stress”

May 4, 2008

a purely badass video. obviously commentary on french youth related violence, but still. badass.


Saturday Night Slam Masters

May 4, 2008

What a shitty Saturday night. I mean, it’s cool and all, but wow. Dead. I had possibly one of the nerdiest nights ever. Aside from a vapid masturbation routine, all i did was watch Royal Rumble ’91 and play WWF Royal Rumble on the computer.

You can’t tell but i’m Crush. i’m fighting Macho Man in the front left area.

I dunno if you guys remember Crush but he was once part of the outstanding tag team group The Demolition. Along with Smash and Ax, these guys came out in S&M gear with studded leather costume and spiked black leather masks. Beneath that, some intimidating paint. Then Crush gayed it up and went with this fucking malibu look. Faggot.


Addiction Level: That’s Some Good Shit

May 1, 2008

All right, so i’m pretty goddamn addicted. So addicted that since i started this post by uploading those 2 images, i’ve played probably another 3 hours of the game until now. Any of you guys playing, upload some of your stats. I’m curious as to where you are in the game. Especially you Drake. Unless you’re just X-Box Live-ing it the entire time. Here’s some current randomness for you Niko’s in the circle.

Game Progress: 31.88%

Missions Passed: 42

Playing Time: 17:58:13

Addiction Level: Wake up Buzz (was formerly the post title before i went back to play)

Longest Non-Stop Game: 08:58:32

Favorite Radio Station: The Journey

Brucie Respect: 71% (obviously up since original post–see fig. below)

Spent Buying Clothes: $2,896

Spent on dates: $170

Spent in gun shop: $4, 555 (lol.)

Michelle fondness: 99.00%

Bullets Fired: 5, 504

QUB3D High Score: 7750

Pigeons Exterminated: 1

Those are just some random stats i chose. Post some of yours. I wanna feel like i’m not the only one fucking wasting away with this fucking game. I keep having deja vu due to lack of sleep. It sucks.

Those are just some random stats i chose. Post some of yours. I wanna feel like i’m not the only one fucking wasting away with this fucking game. I keep having deja vu due to lack of sleep. It sucks.

Those are just some random stats i chose. Post some of yours. I wanna feel like i’m not the only one fucking wasting away with this fucking game. I keep having deja vu due to lack of sleep. It sucks.

Those are just some random stats i chose. Post some of yours. I wanna feel like i’m not the only one fucking wasting away with this fucking game. I keep having deja vu due to lack of sleep. It sucks.

Those are just some random stats i chose. Post some of yours. I wanna feel like i’m not the only one fucking wasting away with this fucking game. I keep having deja vu due to lack of sleep. It sucks.

Those are just some random stats i chose. Post some of yours. I wanna feel like i’m not the only one fucking wasting away with this fucking game. I keep having deja vu due to lack of sleep. It sucks.

…wait.